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De amore meo

Beitragvon ThomasVulpius » Mi 27. Mai 2015, 07:53

Salvī sint omnēs, quī mē mente captum esse prō certō habeant! :wink:

Egō enim novō amōre captus sum: pūpam quandam *Iapōnam amō, cui nōmen Rebecca Lee est. Ea, quia arma amābus manibus tenet, "Revy Two Hand" nōminātur. Amāsiuncula mea iuvenis, īrācunda, mente capta, *psȳchotica, crūdēlis, sanguināria necandīque cupidissima est. Multum fūmat, tēmētum bibit, virōs plumbeīs tēlīs interficere solet.

Rebecca "The badest motherfucker of the Asian Sea" Britannicē vocātur, Latīnē "pessima mātris futūtrīx tōtīus Asiae ōceanī.

Atque hoc ēnūntiātum sibī ad sequendum prōposuit: "Are you ready to kick some ass?" - Latine: Esne ad quōsdam cūlōs conculcandōs parātus?"

Hoc autem maximum ēmōlumentum est: Vōbīs omnibus eam spectāre licet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=655BFyPuW4Q

Sunt, quī amāsiunculam meam prīncipem hostium pūblicōrum vocent!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zGOohbYkUA

Pupae *Iaponae, quas amo, mortiferae sunt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOLfWBp-p0E

Quomodo amasiunculam meam primum convenerim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIJjzB2om30
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