Vae! Rixa inter pupas nostras exorta est!

[ThomasVulpius]

Tunēsiā pācātā pūpae *Iapōnae dēlīneātae Syriam petivērunt, ut rem pūblicam *Islamicam, quae dīcitur, dēlērent.

Sed inter Rebeccam et Robertam, utra istum reī pūblicae *Islamicae *calīfum interficeret, contrōversia exorta est. Tamen hōc proeliō singulārī confectō ūnā animōs ad sānctum omnium *islamistārum barbātōrum interficiendōrum officium advertērunt.

Rebecca et Roberta *islmistās barbātōs imbre plumbeōrum tēlōrum occīdent.
Shenhua eōs aut copide dissecābit aut acubus volāticīs perforābit.
Balalaica eō armōrum genere ūtētur, quod Russī "Kalaschnikow" vocant.
Nēmō umquam *islamistās barbātōs plumbeīs tēlīs celerius interfēcit quam Mr. Chang, prīnceps latrōnum Sēricōrum.
Germānī ad *islamistās barbātōs interficiendōs etiam līberōs mīsērunt: Frāter Iohannulus eōs secūrī concīdet, soror Margarītula armīs *polybolīs interficiet.

Ecce! Thōmās Vulpius - superbiā ēlātus - ostendit: bellum pūpārum īnsānārum atque *psȳchoticārum Syriacum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwHJhp91Qyk

Et hanc rem optimam omnium esse exīstimō: Nūlla pūpārum nostrārum rīcam gerit, sed omnēs fūmant, tēmētum bibunt, plumbea tēla iaciunt nūllīque virō ēmancipātae sunt.