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De *mullis *Iranis et internecione Iudaeorum

Beitragvon ThomasVulpius » Di 21. Jul 2015, 07:06

Salvī sint omnēs, quī cultuī Chrīstiānōrum Iūdaeōrumque faveant!

*Mullās *Irānōs *pyrobola *atomica cōnficere, ut terram Israel exstinguant, mihī persuāsum est. Nōbīs igitur lingua Latīna, Graeca Hebraeaque discenda est, nē cīvitās nostra *islāmifīat nēve īra pūblica in Iūdaeōs ā sacerdōtibus templōrum *islāmicōrum excitētur. Crēscit in diēs singulōs *islāmistārum barbātōrum numerus! (cf. CIC. Catil. 1,5) Quam ob rem in Germāniā templa *islāmica exstruī nisī anteā plēbiscītō factō nōn licet. Quī aliter sentiet, adversārius ratiōnis reī pūblicae nostrae exīstimābitur. Sit dēnique īnscrīptum in fronte ūnīuscuiusque, (cf. CIC. Catil. 1,32) quid dē istā cupiditāte rūpem *planētoīdem in Arabiam dēlāpsam adōrandī effrēnātā ac furiōsā (cf. CIC. Catil. 1,25) cōgitet! Locō movendī sunt iī senātōrēs, quī mollibus sententiīs cīvitātem nostram *islāmificere student coniūrātiōnemque nāscentem nōn crēdendō corrōborant. (cf. CIC. Catil. 1,30) In cīvitāte populārī omnem rem pūblicam plēbiscītīs regī oportet.

https://www.facebook.com/securefreedom/videos/985208408179918/?pnref=story

Sed rūpēs illa *planētoīdēs nōmine "Apōphis" septem mīlibus quīngentīs septuāgintā duōbus diēbus post dē caelō in Arabiam dēcidet omnīsque, quī īnsānō quōdam rūpis *planētoīdis adōrandae furōre effrēnātī sunt, opprimet, contundet, collīdet, percellet. Exstinguētur atque dēlēbitur nōn modo haec tam adulta reī pūblicae pestis, vērum etiam stirps ac sēmen malōrum omnium. (cf. CIC. Catil. 1,30)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zazuzkO9nNk

*Godzilla vērō, dracō immānis, omnibus *Iapōniae officīnīs *nucleāribus dēvorātīs *Meccam petet, ut hanc quoque urbem ignī, quem ex ōre ēvomat, concremet illamque rūpem *planētoīdem, quam *islāmistae barbātī ut deam colant, conculcet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLyiHHEHylw

Hērōidēs nostrae omnīs *islāmistās barbātōs imbre plumbeōrum tēlōrum perforābunt.
Ā laevā parte: Balalaica, Eda, Rebecca, Shenhua, Roberta.
http://www.pugna-in-saltu-teutoburgiensi-facta.de/heroides_nostrae.jpg

Neque diūtius *islāmistae barbātī mulierēs, quae iniussū patris vel frātis vel marītī forās prōcesserint, pūblicē aut flagellābunt aut virgīs caedent, sed Haruka Ayase, quae nūllī virō ēmancipāta est, eōs omnīs copide *Iapōnā iugulābit, obtruncābit, dissecābit. Banzai! (Latīnē: decem mīlia annōrum!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvF_gIAOKnk

Quis autem umquam ventrēs *islāmistārum barbātōrum copide *Iapōnā celerius quam Zatoici, eques *Iapōnus caecus, dissecuit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZhnS45Zexo

Neque līberī sānctō omnium *islamistārum barbātōrum interficiendōrum officiō deerunt! Frātrēs enim Grimm, nārrātōrēs fābulārum Germānicārum, frātrem *Iōhannulam sorōremque *Margarītulam īnsānōs atque nefāriōs multōrum hominum parricīdās esse apertē ostendērunt: Quōrum altera *islāmistās barbātōs armīs *polybolīs perforābit, alter secūrī concīdet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1532yksN3Fs#t=119
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Re: De *mullis *Iranis et internecione Iudaeorum

Beitragvon Exinterator » Mo 27. Jul 2015, 22:52

ego vero islamistas electroductione afficerem
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Re: De *mullis *Iranis et internecione Iudaeorum

Beitragvon ThomasVulpius » Mo 27. Jul 2015, 23:05

Exinterator hat geschrieben:ego vero islamistas electroductione afficerem


Nonne "*electrocutione" dicendumst? Sed Roxanam Râbîa, tortricem *Dacoromanam, adeamus et ex ea quaeramus, quod supplicio *islamistae barbati afficiendi sint!
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Re: De *mullis *Iranis et internecione Iudaeorum

Beitragvon Exinterator » Mo 27. Jul 2015, 23:10

recte mones adi roxanam quaeso eamque roga ut quam plurimos islamistas electrocutione afficiat
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Re: De *mullis *Iranis et internecione Iudaeorum

Beitragvon ThomasVulpius » Mo 27. Jul 2015, 23:32

Exinterator hat geschrieben:recte mones adi roxanam quaeso eamque roga ut quam plurimos islamistas electrocutione afficiat


Ei supplicia cruentiora placere puto! Marinus enim, rex *Dacoromaniae castus atque Christianus, haereticos cruciabilibus atque ignominiosis suppliciis affici iussit.
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