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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuj5x3afeK8https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_HofnarrHAWKINS
If I die, just pray that I die bravely.
GRISELDA
You’ll not die, you’ll not have to fight him. Griswold dies as he drinks the toast.
HAWKINS
What?
GRISELDA
Listen. I have put a pellet of poison in one of the vessels.
HAWKINS
Which one?
GRISELDA
The one with the figure of a pestle.
HAWKINS
The vessel with the pestle?
GRISELDA
Yes. But you don’t want the vessel with the pestle, you want the chalice from the palace!
HAWKINS
I-I don’t want the vessel with the pestle, I want the chalice from the what?
JEAN
The chalice from the palace!
HAWKINS
Hmmm?
GRISELDA
It’s a little crystal chalice with a figure of a palace.
HAWKINS
Th-the chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison?
GRISELDA
No, the pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle.
HAWKINS
Oh, oh, the pestle with the vessel.
JEAN
The vessel with the pestle.
HAWKINS
What about the palace from the chalice?
GRISELDA
Not the palace from the chalice! The chalice from the palace!
HAWKINS
Where’s the pellet with the poison?
GRISELDA
In the vessel with the pestle!
JEAN
Don’t you see? The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle.
GRISELDA
The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
JEAN
It’s so easy, I can say it!
HAWKINS
Well then you fight him!
GRISELDA
Listen carefully. The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
HAWKINS
Where the pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
JEAN
Good man!
GRISELDA
Just remember that.
And then they’re interrupted by the arrival of a RANDOM GUARD.
RANDOM GUARD
Sir Giacomo! Sir Giacomo, into your armor! And you, to your place in the pavilion.
HAWKINS
(to himself, following the Guard)
The pellet with the poison… the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the true that is brew. Eh… brew that is tru- The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the true that is brew. Eh, eh, brew that is true. Eh. The chestle with the pal- eh, eh, palace with the…
RANDOM GUARD
Look out!
Suddenly the SUIT OF ARMOR which is awaiting ‘Sir Giacomo’ is struck by lightning, which magnetizes it.
RANDOM GUARD
Hurry, now, get into your armor!
HAWKINS
(as he struggles into his armor)
The pestle with t… the pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the palace from the chalice has the brew that is blue. Eh, no… The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle. The cha- eh, the pellet with the plip… the pellet with the poisle’s in the vessel with the plazzle. Eh, the plazzle with the vlessle. Eh, the the bless… The vessel with the plozle is the plazzle with the…
Then, moments later, Hawkins has almost got it down..
HAWKINS
I’ve got it! I’ve got it. The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true, right?
Griselda approaches, worried, she’s overheard this last bit and –
GRISELDA
Right. But there’s been a change. They broke the chalice from the palace.
HAWKINS
They broke the chalice from the palace?
GRISELDA
And replaced it with a flagon.
HAWKINS
Flagon.
GRISELDA
With a figure of a dragon.
HAWKINS
Flagon with a dragon.
GRISELDA
Right.
HAWKINS
Did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
GRISELDA
No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
HAWKINS
The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
GRISELDA
Just remember that.